Posted on April 12, 2009 by: WayCoolDogs

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Hey, “HAPPY EASTER” everyone from me…Ms. Holly  Higgins…and her owners!

Don’t let the Easter Rabbit get too far ahead of you…dogs don’t have it so easy but on Easter the little bunnies have it worse!  Especially the little chocolate ones!

A sign was placed in an office window that read:

“HELP WANTED – Must be a speed typist and have computer skills. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”

A short time later an Easter Rabbit hopped up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist, wiggled his cute fluffy little Easter tail, walked over to the sign, looked at it, and waved his  little rabbit foot in the air. The receptionist looked rather surprised, but called the office manager over anyway.

He was surprised to see an Easter Bunny as an applicant but as the Easter rabbit  looked pretty determined,  he was shown into the manager’s office. Inside, the rabbit hopped up on a chair and stared at the manager expectantly.

The manager said, “I simply cannot hire you, Mr. Easter Rabbit. The sign says you must be able to type.”

The rabbit went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly type a perfect business letter with one finger. He took out the page and hopped over to the manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but told the rabbit, “That was fantastic, Mr. Easter Rabbit, but I’m sorry. The sign clearly says that whoever I hire has to be good with a computer.”

The rabbit then went to the computer and proceeded to demonstrate his excellent expertise within various programs, producing a sample spreadsheet and database, and then presented them to the manager–all within minutes.

The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the Easter Rabbit, “Look, I realize that you are a very intelligent applicant and have fantastic talent, but you’re nothing but a rabbit. No way could I hire you.”

The Easter Rabbit jumped down and went to the sign in the window and pointed his little rabbit finger at the words, “Equal Opportunity Employer.”

The exasperated manager said, “Yes, I know what the darn sign says.
But the sign also says you have to be bilingual.”

The Easter Rabbit looked him straight in the eye and said, “Bark! Bark!” And he got the job…all on an Easter Sunday so he didn’t have to carry that basket of blasted chocolate Easter eggs all over town!

HAPPY EASTER, EVERYBODY!

Here’s a list of Easter safeties for all my dog buddies..

Meanwhile, enjoy the Easter Egg Hunt in following video

“The Busy Bee Dogs!”

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