Words of Wisdom for dog lovers
Posted on August 30, 2009 by: WayCoolDogs
Why, Why, Why…
Why do we press harder on a remote control in front of our dogs when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money…especially to the dog food delivery man?
Why does someone
Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet on my dog house?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard yet my dog does?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? How can he be my dog’s hero?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘wisp”? How can a Dog Lover ask for a wisp broom in front of everyone at the local supermarket rush hour without overwhelming laughter occurring?
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use for dog baths, the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale? Yet we struggle to find a dog bed for our pet?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized, with Fido right behind them ready to eat ANYTHING?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try to pick up dog poopie “after” you have it in hand?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes or Polish-dog-jokes?
And my FAVORITE…….
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four dog lovers are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you!
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(THANKS to Wanda Reed of Wilcox NE for the contribution!!!)
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