Words of Wisdom for dog lovers

Posted on August 30, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

Why, Why, Why… Why do we press harder on a remote control in front of our dogs when we know the batteries are almost dead? Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money…especially to the dog food delivery man? Why does someone Believe you when [...]

Miss Holly Higgins Dreams of Dying and Going to Heaven

Posted on August 24, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

Holly’s dream last night is a whopper!! The big day finally arrived that Holly has always been expected. Missy Holly Higgins dies and goes to Heaven. She is sad about leaving her owners…but what the hey. Life goes on in a manner of speaking. She finally reaches the Pearly Gates and is met by St. [...]

Funny excerpts from our pet’s diaries…

Posted on August 23, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

The Dog’s Daily Diary 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm – Played in the [...]

How to Tell If You Are A Dog Person

Posted on August 21, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

Dog people are a class in themselves and can spot one another a mile away. It’s pretty blatant to some, such as, “Please pass the meat to a dedicated dog lover” with a drooling four-legged canine directly under their chair.  But there are many uh … more … uh… subtle ways for the average person [...]

Holly’s Neighborhood: “Who is the Puppy Nanny around here anyway?”

Posted on August 18, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

Several years ago the two old ladies I co-exist with used to breed Cocker Spaniel puppies and cockapoos .  As I look back (and they say a dog has only 14 minutes of short-term memory! HA!) I remember one day the entire farm was getting ready for two litters of Cocker Spaniel puppies to arrive. [...]

Holly’s Neighborhood: “That Damm Farting Dog!”

Posted on August 04, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

Phrase of the day: “I only fart in your general direction!” The proper term for passing gas is to “flatulate” or to “play some anal acoustics.” Now, me…I simply call it farting. It’s more “user friendly” and part of a universal language. But we dogs tend to simplify things for a better understanding for the [...]

Holly’s Neighborhood: “The Love of Nature”

Posted on July 15, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

“Be tuff ! The “dog days” of summer can be wuff !” June bugs are a sign of summer, along with June strawberries and hot days. Hot afternoons are my favorite time when I nap under the chair in an air-conditioned room. Ah….what a dog’s life! But peaceful moments like this are rare, as living [...]

Holly’s Neighborhood: A Jar of Mayonnaise and Two Cans of Beer

Posted on July 08, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

We lost one of our old girls last week, so things have been kind of down for most of us…especially for the old ones who were friends with ol’ Popcorn.  Popcorn had serious dementia, but loved popcorn and potato chips more than life. Previously a kennel dog, she let us know when she arrived here [...]

The Great Dog Kennel of Life

Posted on June 01, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

Holly, the black-and-tan long-haired dachshund, called all of her Obama ‘Stimulus’ supporting neighbors together and said, “If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat.  Who will help me plant it?” Not I,” said  Party Girl, the black-and-white cocker spaniel. “Not I,” said the wheaten-colored cairn terrier, Goldie. “Not I,” said Honey Pot, the black-and-silver [...]

CARTOON: ” Geez….”

Posted on May 12, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

“GEEZ! If they think we’re such dummies, how do they expect us to read the book?”

A Dog’s Shopping Trip Nightmare

Posted on May 11, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

It’s probably a good thing nobody pays any attention to the fact dogs can actually talk or I could be in serious trouble. Not too long after my owner retired she thought her husband and she  should have more bonding time together. Quickly, he insisted that as a loyal pet, I should accompany his wife [...]

CARTOON: “Yup!”

Posted on May 08, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

“YUP! Got my own blog, my own chair, a dedicated newspaper line…and my own slippers. It’s a REAL dog’s world alright…but my butts a little sore from sitting too long!”

CARTOON: “Sick and tired of swine flu!”

Posted on May 03, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

U.S. Human Cases of H1N1 Flu Infection (As of May 2, 2009, 11:00 AM ET) States/# of laboratory confirmed cases           Deaths Arizona –  four California –   twenty four Colorado – two Connecticut – one Delaware  - four Florida  -  two Illinois –  three Indiana – threee Kansas – two [...]

Holly’s Neighborhood: “…a cute little WHAT!”

Posted on May 01, 2009 by WayCoolDogs

Well, its been a looooong week and its been more than my kind of crazy. Full moon or something which plays havoc with us dogs. I don’t know! But it has affected everyone at this place, so obviously humans are affected also (at least two little old ladies that I know of) but “I” will [...]

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