Posted on June 01, 2009 by: WayCoolDogs

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Holly, the black-and-tan long-haired dachshund, called all of her Obama ‘Stimulus’ supporting neighbors together and said, “If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat.  Who will help me plant it?”

Not I,” said  Party Girl, the black-and-white cocker spaniel.

“Not I,” said the wheaten-colored cairn terrier, Goldie.

“Not I,” said Honey Pot, the black-and-silver dappled dachshund.

“Not I,” said Princess, the white miniature American Eskimo.

“Then I will do it by myself,” said Holly, and so she did.  The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. When it became harvesting time, she asked everyone, “Who will help me reap my wheat?” asked the little dachshund.

Not I,” said  Party Girl, the black and white cocker spaniel.

“Out of my classification,” said the wheaten-colored cairn terrier.

“I’d lose my seniority,” said Honey Pot, the black-and-silver dappled dachshund.

“I’d lose my unemployment compensation,” said Princess, the white miniature American Eskimo.

“Then I will do it by myself,” said Holly, and so she did.

At last it came time to bake the bread.

“Who will help me bake the bread?” asked Holly.

“That would be overtime for me,” said  Party Girl, the black-and-white cocker spaniel.

“I’d lose my welfare benefits,”  said the wheaten-colored cairn terrier.

“I’m a dropout and never learned how,”  said Honey Pot, the black-and-silver dappled dachshund.

“If I’m to be the only helper, that’s discrimination,” said Princess, the white miniature American Eskimo.

“Then I will do it by myself,” said Holly.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.  They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share.  But the little dachshund said, “No, I shall eat all five loaves by myself.”

“Excess profits!” cried the Party Girl, the black-and-white cocker spaniel.  (Nancy Pelosi)

“Capitalist leech!” screamed the little cairn terrier.  (Barbara Boxer)

“I demand equal rights!” yelled American Eskimo.  (Jesse Jackson)

Honey Pot  just grunted in disdain.  (Ted Kennedy)

And they all painted ‘Unfair!’ picket signs and marched around and around the little dachshund, shouting obscenities at her.

Then the farmer (Obama) came.  He said to little Holly, “You must not be so greedy.”

“But I earned the bread,” she said.

“Exactly,” said Barack the farmer.  “That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful.  Anyone in the cities, towns, kennels, fields, or barnyard can earn as much as he wants doing what he wants.  But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must then divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.”

And they all lived happily ever after, including Holly the little dachshund, who smiled and clucked, “I am grateful, for now I truly understand.”

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her.  She never again baked bread because she joined the ‘party’ and got her bread free.  And all the Democrats smiled.  ‘Fairness’ had been established.  Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed;  perhaps no one cared…so long as there was free bread that ‘the rich’ were paying for.

EPILOGUE

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million dollars for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That’s $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified under oath, that they couldn’t remember anything.
IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT? Always keep your mind open to what truth really involves… from both party sides.

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