Posted on September 28, 2009 by: WayCoolDogs

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Dog people are a breed in their own, entirely unacceptable by non-dog people and ridiculed by people who do not know what it is like to own a furry friend. Here are a few ideas for dog people to know what kind of friends they can advertise for in the friend-wanted ads of the newspaper. “I want a dog-people friend only who qualifies under the following descriptions”…

• Dog people are a special breed not usually recognized by the AKC.

• Dog people think everyone has dog crates in their living rooms and bed rooms.

• Dog people have messy houses yet their kennels are spotless.

• Dog people seldom wear dark clothing due to a layer of dog hair only non-dog lovers seem to notice (and Mom).

• Dog people can always find a show catalog from somewhere within arm’s reach.

• Dog people have kids who know more about the “birds and the bees” when they’re five than most people know when they are 40.

• Dog people drive trucks, vans, and station wagons especially equipped to haul dog crates.

• Dog people can never be reached on a weekend—they’re usually at a dog show.

• Dog people will drive 400 miles, spend $100 on gas, $200 on a motel and $150 for meals to bring home a 35-cent ribbon from a dog show.

• Dog people have kids who regard “bitch” as just another household word.

• Dog people have lush, green, beautiful back yards and they’ve never bought a bag of fertilizer.

• Dog get up at 6 AM to walk the dogs, can be at ringside dressed to kill at 8 AM, but have trouble getting to work on time.

• Dog people will usually give up the $150,000 home in the suburbs to move to a shack on 10 acres so they can have a $150,000 dog kennel.

• Dog people never miss a closing date for entry fees, but pay the mortgage 10 days late.

• Dog people would rather be audited by the IRS than investigated by the AKC.

• Dog people use dog food bags for trash cans and 30 gallon trash cans for dog food.

• Dog people talk for hours on the phone to another dog person in a language known only to dog people.

• Dog people have parents and family members who think they’ve lost their minds.

• Dog people have dog friends who think they are terrific.

• Dog people are crazy and loved by all their dogs!

• Dog people know within five minutes the cheapest and best medical care for their dogs, yet struggle to find the ER room of the nearest hospital for their child.

• Dog people buy the best dog food on the market for their dogs,  yet buy the cheapest cuts of meat and live on macaroni/cheese for themselves.

• Dog people make sure their dog insurance is paid up, but usually will be late on their own insurance.

• Dog people wake up on cold mornings with nothing but a sheet covering them, while their dog is wrapped up in the electric blanket.

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