Posted on October 19, 2009 by: WayCoolDogs

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More and more people are choosing dogs as companions over having children or being in relationships for many reasons. Offering unconditional love no matter what, here are a few of those reasons …..

• Dogs always will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

• The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

• If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.

• Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

• A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.

• Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

• A dog’s parents never visit.

• Dogs do not hate their bodies.

• Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

• Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

• Dogs seldom outlive you.

• Dogs can’t talk.

• Dogs enjoy petting in public.

• You never have to wait for a dog—they’re ready to go 24-hours a day.

• Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

• Dogs like to go hunting.

• Another man will seldom steal your dog.

• If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

• A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died would you get another dog?”

• If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

• If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.

• If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

• A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

• A dog won’t hold out on you to get a new car.

• If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad, they just think it’s interesting.

• On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

• Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.

• Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

• Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale’s or Neiman-Marcus.

• If a dog leaves, it won’t take half your stuff.

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SOURCE: Dribble Glass

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